11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
All computers wait at the same speed.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrow up
Backups? We don' need no steenking backups.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
E Pluribus Modem
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Hit any user to continue.
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
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