One-Liners (Pubs & Parties)

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Nicely Malicious
on October 30, 2006 4:16 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)
  • 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
  • Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
  • At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
  • Beer: it's not just for breakfast any more.
  • Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
  • I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
  • I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • Seen it, Done it, Can't remember most of it.
  • Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
  • There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

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