While taking a coffee break, four surgeons were discussing their work. The first said, "Accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second opined, "No. Librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is colour-coded."
Number four grinned as he said, "You guys are missing it. Lawyers are definitely the easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
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