Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!
Dog: Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!
Cat: Suck out one baby's breath and you're a pariah.
Goldfish: The wimpy knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!
Parrot: Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy rotters ever really give me a cracker? HELL, no!!
Dog: Human legs that just tease.
Cat: Why are these people in my house?
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