This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for awhile. When she couldn't stand it anymore, she called out to the blonde in the field, "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?"
The blond in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an ocean of wheat."
The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, "It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name!"
The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself. She shook her fist at the blond in the field and yelled, "If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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