When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents
-Matthew, age 12
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching
- Andrew, age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls
- Rocky, age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning
- Stephanie, age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
- Rosemary, age 7
Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower
- Lamar, age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes
- Carrol, age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom
- Nicholas, age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert
- Kelly, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
- Heather, age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working
- Michael, age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat
- Joel, age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone
- Aleysha, age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster
- Scott, age 11
Never do pranks at a police station
- Sam, age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving
- Rob, age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do
- Hank, age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand
- Molly, age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information
- Chelsey, age 7
Stay away from prunes
- Randy, age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car
- Phillip, age 13
Forget the cake, go for the icing
- Cynthia, age 8
Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's house
- Joanne, age 11
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