You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your
hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her bitch: Priceless
There are some things that money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
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