A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work drink when an exceptionally good looking, sexy, young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked towards him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100. But, there's one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words," she replied.
The man considered her proposition for a moment. Then, he withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he put into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes, and then slowly and meaningfully said, "Paint my house."
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