10. Viagra: The quicker picker upper
9. Viagra: One-a-day, like iron
8. Viagra: When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
7. Viagra: Home of the whopper
6. Viagra: It plumps when you take 'em
5. Viagra: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
4. Viagra: Tastes great, more filling
3. Viagra: Ten inches long... and growing.
2. Viagra: We work harder, so you don't have to.
and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1 This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

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