One-Liners (Travel)

CAUTION: Driver Singing
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Don't laugh - your daughter could be in this vehicle.
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition.
Forget about world peace... visualise using your turn signal.
Hang up and drive.
Hit me; I need the money.
Honk if you're illiterate
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I brake for no apparent reason.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I don't care who you are, what you'd rather be driving, or where you would rather be.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
If you can read this, you're in phaser range.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
It is said that if you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
Keep honking - I'm reloading.
No radio - already stolen.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick, and the dead.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Towers will be violated
Who cares who's on board?
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

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