Through the Ranks

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A rabbi and a priest were sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leaned over and asked, "So how high can you go in your organisation?"

The priest said, "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a bishop."

"But, could you get any higher than that?" asked the rabbi.

"I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might be made an archbishop," said the priest, a bit cautiously.

"Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"

"Now, if all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a cardinal," said the priest.

"Could you be anything higher than a cardinal?" probed the rabbi.

Hesitating just a little bit, the priest said, "I suppose that I could be elected Pope, but the odds there..."

The rabbi interjected, "And could you be anything higher than that? What is there higher than the Pope?"

"What? I should be the Messiah himself?"

The rabbi leaned back, smiled, and said, "Well you know, one of our boys made it..."

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